morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

It’s all falling apart!
I’m erasing you, and I’m happy!
You did it to me first!
I can’t believe you did this to me.

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

sing-it-for-saint-jimmy:

the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

fat-frank:

frank with fans at skate & surf aw his smile here!! 

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

rileycallow:

If there was ever an image that could sum up the nature of Doctor Who, it would probably be this